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Thursday, March 13, 2008


Dear Bloggie,

"Duzzie? Who’s Duzzie?"
"You know, that freak with the bat necklace."
"Oh! You mean the one who can't talk?"
"Yeah, well I heard she’s gay!"
"EW! Lezbo!"
Omg! Can you believe it? I never would have thought Duzzie was….Wait. I’M Duzzie. I’m gay now? Well that’s a new one. And why am I always the last to know about me?

This Sucks. This sucks majorly. I’m not homophobic or anything. Actually I find gays adorable. At my old school I only had one completely straight friend. The rest were gay or bi.
But look at it this way. My crush might know I exist now. But if he does, he probably thinks I'm gay. Do you see the problem?
Oh! And get this. Cowgirl is a lezbophobe. Yup, she’s been avoiding and ignoring me for over a week now. At least now I know why.
*sigh* People kept whispering about me all day. Its very annoying. One (and probably the only) good thing is that now all I have to do is look at them and say that they are cute and the mean girls go away. Though that’s probably not helping the "I’m not gay" factor.
With love♥,
Duzzie.
16:45
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